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Subtle details — a tear-away neck label for itch-free comfort, tubular knit construction for a smooth silhouette, and the option for embroidered accents at chest or wrists — elevate this everyday layer into something you reach for when you want warmth, humor, and a little canine solidarity.\n\nProduct features\n- Durable 50\/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz\/yd²) with double-needle stitched seams\n- Soft, tear-away inner neck label and tubular knit (no side seams) for comfortable fit and clean look\n- Ribbed knit collar with seam retains shape; Heather Sport options use 60\/40 polyester–cotton\n- Embroidery available (left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists); DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints\n- Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; meets safety and chemical standards\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":50078001529082,"sku":"48238935540744787525","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":50078001561850,"sku":"10799022552130089190","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50078001594618,"sku":"22460622751746969085","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":50078001627386,"sku":"13035423377571596713","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":50078001660154,"sku":"26181120404602569683","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50078001692922,"sku":"26212783300426819420","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50078001725690,"sku":"28869342421538267308","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":50078001758458,"sku":"31748266538825090391","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":50078001791226,"sku":"21754650024236309244","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":50078001823994,"sku":"26615223486034481758","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50078001856762,"sku":"79119592667020776708","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":50078001889530,"sku":"25126445458233015816","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50078001922298,"sku":"48815649002174953851","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":50078001955066,"sku":"96945396109339384264","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50078001987834,"sku":"11801502821820458127","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50078002020602,"sku":"81803084552861273257","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":50078002053370,"sku":"51563866407038135077","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50078002086138,"sku":"24769922474979592709","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":50078002118906,"sku":"30762010423467326899","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":50078002151674,"sku":"32059838836509078868","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50078002184442,"sku":"31719807635103395469","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":50078002217210,"sku":"94242428003856115414","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":50078002249978,"sku":"67462048676479232135","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":50078002282746,"sku":"30647602089769671484","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":50078002315514,"sku":"20865334219028477873","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":50078002348282,"sku":"29473824659366998842","price":41.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0804\/9721\/3690\/files\/5871586977905245955_2048.jpg?v=1786809992","url":"https:\/\/apexstore.uk\/products\/dog-mom-crewneck-sweatshirt-my-dog-has-me-trained-and-i-m-totally-fine","provider":"Apex Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}